Do vagina's smell?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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