i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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