You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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