Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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