At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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