He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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