Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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