I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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