S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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