Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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