You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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