I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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