The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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