i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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