I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i believe in u and ur pee