i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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