Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.