Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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