Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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