Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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