You really coming over, don't trick.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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