He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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