I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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