Having a random hookup so left but love u
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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