I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
The ass gains better be worth it
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