Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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