So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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