I murdered the dance floor call the cops
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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