he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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