Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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