You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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