just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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