yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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