can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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