She said her name was "party"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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