Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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