East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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