do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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