I'm really into asian looking animals
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Your penis caused this!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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