i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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