I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize