My friends, they love my intelligence
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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