i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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