You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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