Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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