Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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