so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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