The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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