I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
never play flip cup with pint glasses
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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