He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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