normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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