I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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