Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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