Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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