I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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