Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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