im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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